Every year around this time the County Fairs start rolling in to Texas. Most of these kinds of things don’t really interest me (livestock smells awful) but my family’s business supports one of these festivals of cowboys and animal poop, so I generally make it out at least once a year.
I’m not dogging on county fairs at all, don’t get me wrong; give me a footlong corn dog, a funnel cake a a beer and I’m a happy girl! But I was raised in one of the biggest cities in the U.S. Country, I’m not.
But this year there was a new attraction and I was so ready.
EXTREME MIDGET WRESTLING!!!!
It. Was. Awesome. I never thought I would be one of those crazy people who screams “HIT HIM WITH THE CHAIR!!” at a stranger but there I was, shouting instructions to a midget called Little Fabio.
I know this might sound like a strange event to attend, and I agree. But I’ve never seen anything like it. I can’t resist doing new things, which has led to so awesome experiences… And some not so awesome. But last night was awesome, and I’ll leave you with this picture of me and my favorite wrestler of the evening.